SquatchWatch.us will serve as the central headquarters for my serious, long-term research and pursuit of proof to the existence of the creature known commonly as 'Sasquatch' or 'Bigfoot.' While I may on occasion use the term 'hunt' or identify myself as a Bigfoot 'hunter,' this does not by any means indicate my desire to kill, injure or capture a Sasquatch. The only trophy I pursue is definitive proof that this majestic, elusive creature actually exists. Once this goal is accomplished, then the greater work will begin. It is my ultimate plan to help ensure the continued existence of the Bigfoot by preserving not only his natural habitat, but also securing the obvious desire of this being to live a life of anonymous seclusion. The noble Sasquatch deserves freedom from intrusive explorers, interloping adventurers and other pests who invade their peaceful lifestyle. Yes, I am a friend of Sasquatch and I invite others to join me in what I have determined to be a extraordinary quest for truth, preservation and protection.

On July 24, 2014, Actress Megan Fox made the statement: "Bigfoot's real and I have confidence in myself that if I were ever to be taken out on an expedition, I would be the one to find Bigfoot." Such a statement by someone of her public prominence is astonishing and this young lady has endured a great deal of ridicule. I would like to make it very clear that I respect her honesty. Clearly Megan Fox has not only considered the subject of finding Bigfoot, but she exhibits an uncommon sense of adventure by further sensing an urge to seek out the big fellow. I stand in awe of her spirit as well as her refusal to consider the jokes such a comment would inevitibly incite. I extend a sincere invitation for Megan to join me on an upcoming expedition.

We will coordinate all plans and specific details once one-on-one communications have been established. For privacy reasons I will not share her contact information on the Internet, but we will absolutely publish the outcome of our adventures. Megan, contact me via the email address below and we'll start planning the first stage of the expedition.

As the years have gone by, my annoyance at crowds of rude, undisciplined people has increased. I exhibit little patience these days for areas of mass confusion such as airports, theme parks and shopping malls. I desire most strongly to be in a place with more trees than people. This proclivity, I believe, makes me quite suitable for an eventual encounter with Bigfoot.

From all the evidence I've seen, the Sasquatch is a solitary creature. There is no great want of attention or desire for material possessions. Silence in nature is sufficient. He harbors no interest in meeting nor integrating with human society. I understand the Bigfoot. While I've lived many years in the big city, I long for the quiet comfort of a dark corner of thickly forrested, sparsely populated terrain.

As I move forward in pursit of my ideal slice of hidden pie, it is highly probably that I will simply stumble across the path of a Sasquatch. Just as likely, a Bigfoot may encounter my camp or walk up on me while I sit silently fishing on the bank of a cool mountain stream.

We will undoubtedly lock eyes, neither speaking nor advancing towards the other, as we study each other in silence. We will both understand that no fear of threat is merited and we will likely share a smile or friendly nod before breaking the long stare and going our separate ways.

The Squatch will probably adjust his path to avoid my camp in the future and I will make no effort to pursue his trail. The two of us can easily live in adjacent environments without adversity, drama or any concern for encroachment or interference.

It is becoming more and more apparent that the sasquatch are well evolved beings. What I mean is that the creatures we refer to as bigfoot are most likely a more advanced version of modern day mankind. They have progressed far beyond us and have successfully changed to be able to exist within their environment without destroying it. They do not require homes with all means of comforts and climate controlled environments, they aren't tearing down mountains and damming up rivers. They survive and obviously thrive with the bounty provided by Mother Earth. The squatch are clearly hunters and gatherers as we've not discovered any evidence of livestock domestication or agricultural activities. No processed foods, sugar laden sodas, deep friend delights, caffeine or nicotine. Through this lifestyle they are avoiding pollution, littering with food wrappers and processing residue.

Their hair has grown to the point where they do not require clothing or shoes. They do not destroy millions of trees to make toilet tissue which is consumed at an incredible rate by modern mankind. How embarrassingly wasteful is it to take a product that is only used once, for mere seconds at most, and then is immediately discarded. Huge industries have been created to deal with the disposal of resulting trash, repair of clogged plumbing and treatment of contaminated water. The mere fact that we are reconsuming our own wastewater is enough to understand why the squatch have no desire to deal with us. Heck, it makes me want to run off into the wilderness myself!

The bigfoot do not clamor together into communities then rapidly construct walls, fences, employ curtains, shutters, locks and alarms to conceal and separate themselves from their neighbors. They do not pool their resources to pay a government body or representatives to do the things they cannot or will not do on their own; all the while whining and complaining about how slowly and poorly everything is done and constantly demanding that less money be spent on the problem. We all know how successful a system that is.

They aren't stressing about paying bills, being stuck in traffic, spending the majority of their days grudgingly involved in jobs that they mostly hate, cursing winners, laughing at losers, deriding the successful, coddling the criminal, abusing liquor, nicotine, caffeine and other substances or attending therapy.

They haven't restricted their lives to the confines of a video game or focused on collecting friends and building self worth based on evidence of strangers looking at the photographs they take of themselves in the mirror of every bathroom they visit.

They don't pester friends and family to feed their virtual chickens or clog city streets, parks and sidewalks in desperate searches for imaginary Japanese cartoon characters.

They aren't arguing over trumped up issues and taking sides between political factions based on issues they cannot comprehend; exhibiting destructive, hate-filled uncontrollable emotional outbursts on mere speculation, misinformation and outright lies; willingly and blindly being manipulated by others to participate in their own demise.

And they most certainly are NOT looking for us! They clearly despise humans or at least have determined that they have absolutely no interest at all in making contact and sharing their paradise with such uncivilized trash.

They have seen and heard enough of the way humans behave. Most probably they have evolved past our current particular predicament and are dreaming of the day when the disorganized, destructive masses will take a few more steps down the evolutionary path and catch up with the Bigfoot.

I must give credit to my brother for motivating the addition of this fund raising effort. This is the best way to allow adventurers, believers and naturalists from around the globe to participate in each and every one of our outings. Please click on the link to join us on upcoming Bigfoot Expeditions. You will be kept aprised of all developments and discoveries and YOUR NAME will be recorded as a full participant in this grand venture. Come with me and let's get Squatchin'!!